Latest Exclusive: Glens Going Stateside?
They Think It's All Oval, But...
We have received an unconfirmed report that east Belfast giants, Glentoran, are upping sticks and moving to America!
At present there has been no official response from the club as to whether this is true but 72 year old, Joe Kerr - a local resident and a friend of an Oval tea lady - insists the rumours are true.
Joe explained, "Mavis. Sorry, my friend told me straight, ('Hey, Joe, the Glens are goin' to the states'.) And she's never wrong!!!"
Further investigations laid us to the lady at the 'centre of this storm in a teacup' and our reporter asked her to confirm if these rumours were in fact true? She laughed and laughed, then told us, "Joe Kerr always gets things a*rse about face. The silly old t*sser.
What I actually said was, the Glens are in a right state. What with the recent Roy Walker fiasco. I mean he not going to give up his Catchphrase (a television programme) and the likes just to manage the Glens! And I noticed their wee goalposts are showing signs of chipped paint too. Fer Jeezus sake, don't go listenin' to Joe".
As Football NI continue to search for the truth in this matter we'll keep you fully informed with our exclusive reports.
By: Lisa Carr on August 20, 2007
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